Originally by: Amberlamps

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I thought google translate was better than that.

In soviet russia, belts rat you!

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Originally by: Sabrosa Namaste

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well as someone who was in PL for a long time (and I probably wont remain anonymous for long) the monkeysphere has long been known to not appear in local, story goes his internet was crappy (from estonia) and after some research he somehow figured out how to make his connection to the eve server without appearing in local, he's been killing unkillable farmers for years, and does it without appearing in local on either of his chars, go look at his history of kills on the PL killboard and you'll see what I mean, the rumours about this started in PL 2 or so years ago, If I'm wrong then my bad but from what I've seen I was pretty convinced of his ability to not appear in local.

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Originally by: MisterAl tt1

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Originally by: Lady Spank

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Just include a bit of code to activate fraps when a hostile ship / lock is detected into your ratting macro then show this evidence to CCP next time you try and get your stuff back. I'm sure it will show no hostiles in local ~_~

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It looks like everyone was silent while only macro-runners were in danger. But now he started to kill all he founds and here it comes.

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Originally by: Ais Hellia

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i wonder what you will tell when lolmonkey kills your cloacked falcon on a safe spot

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Originally by: Amberlamps

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j00R t3xt M4K32 4lM05t 42 mUcH 53N23 42 t3h w4y I h4v3 wRiTt3N THi2 R35p0n23 T0 J00r k0nC3rn2. I h3R38y d3cl4r3 j00 h4v3 R3C3iV3d -1 8I9 L4n P0INt2.

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Originally by: penifSMASH

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Animalism is an allegorical mirror of the Soviet Union, particularly between the 1910s and the 1940s, as well as the evolution of the view of the Russian revolutionaries and government of how to practice it. It is invented by the highly respected pig Old Major. The pigs Snowball, Napoleon, and Squealer adapt Old Major's ideas into an actual philosophy, which they formally name Animalism. Soon after, Napoleon and Squealer indulge in the vices of humans (drinking alcohol, sleeping in beds, trading). Squealer is employed to alter the Seven Commandments to account for his humanization, which represents the Soviet government's tweaking of communist theory to make it more a reformation of capitalism than a replacement.

The Seven Commandments are laws that were supposed to keep order and ensure elementary Animalism within Animal Farm. The Seven Commandments were designed to unite the animals together against the humans and prevent animals from following the humans' evil habits. Since not all of the animals can remember them, they are boiled down into one basic statement: "Four legs good, two legs bad!" (with wings counting as legs for this purpose, Snowball arguing that wings count as legs as they are objects of propulsion rather than manipulation), which the sheep constantly repeat, distracting the crowd from the lies of the pigs. The original commandments were:

1. Whatever goes upon two legs is an enemy
2. Whatever goes upon four legs, or has wings, is a friend.
3. No animal shall wear clothes.
4. No animal shall sleep in a bed.
5. No animal shall drink alcohol.
6. No animal shall kill any other animal.
7. All animals are equal.

Later, Napoleon and his pigs are corrupted by the absolute power they hold over the farm. To maintain their popularity with the other animals, Squealer secretly paints additions to some commandments to benefit the pigs while keeping them free of accusations of breaking the laws (such as "No animal shall drink alcohol" having "to excess" appended to it and "No animal shall sleep in a bed" with "with sheets" added to it). Eventually the laws are replaced with "All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others", and "Four legs good, two legs better!" as the pigs become more human.
Characters

The events and characters in Animal Farm satirise Communism ("Animalism"), authoritarian government and human gullibility generally; Snowball is seen as Leon Trotsky and the head pig, Napoleon, is Stalin.

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Originally by: MisterAl tt1

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I think it is just the time to stop offtopic, which is:

1. Russians don't speaking correct English.

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Originally by: Certero

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Originally by: penifSMASH

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Edited by: penifSMASH on 19/04/2010 19:00:30
Every time a Golem dies, a Russian family goes hungry for another day.

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You're wrong! ))) Every time Golem dies from pilots not in local (as described in first post), russians think that exploit was used - bcos any pilot need to be in local and need time to scan ships, and even more - pilot can't scan cloacked ships! So, every time Golem dies russians don't want to pay CPP for that game with cheaters! And then US/UK Golem will die in such way - you'll have same problem with them.

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Originally by: Amberlamps

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Who is CPP?

Credit payment protection?
Child protection policy?
Crustacean protection policy?
Cornelius piddlewink pomperdink?
China's productions poop?

Please point out your choice.

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Originally by: Amberlamps

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Edited by: Amberlamps on 19/04/2010 19:26:53

Originally by: Nata Asphyxia

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Originally by: Amberlamps

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Who is CPP?

Credit payment protection?
Child protection policy?
Crustacean protection policy?
Cornelius piddlewink pomperdink?
China's productions poop?

Please point out your choice.

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My vote goes for Carebears Posting Poop

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Quite a wise choice, I can't believe I didn't think of this myself.

From your previous posts though I can't work out who's side you are on, on this trollnaught of a thread.

I think monkeysphere is awesome frankly... outsmarting macro users....

My vote is for

Cat poop pongs.

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Originally by: Grath Telkin

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Originally by: Guilty Man

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Edited by: Guilty Man on 20/04/2010 19:40:03
Ruskies have reproduced the bug:
Linkage

Quote:

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trik:
the bug has been successfully reproduced, bugreport filed; bug id 94595

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upd: proof pic

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Id be curious to see the outcome of that bug report.

After 24 hours of requesting screens, or fraps, I'm not sure that anybody is suprised one FINALLY surfaced.

I'd like to think that US/EU botters would have produced a doctored photo in much better time.

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Originally by: Grath Telkin

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Originally by: Nata Asphyxia

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I would like to think that the guy with bugreport is wrong, because otherwise it would mean that The Monkeysphere is a cheater and PL is a bunch of douches intentionally derailing thread with Orwell copypasta and infinitely accusing people of using macros to cover the trails.
inb4 'you were derailing too!'. Flaming for fun is one thing, covering up an exploit user is another.

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I'm gona let you in on a little secret:

We are a bunch of douches, and I'm still calling the drone lands a haven for Russian macro farmers.

Unless you know a lot of unemployed Russians who never sleep, and fly ratting ships 23 hours a day 7 days a week, without EVER sleeping.

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Originally by: Huhuhuhuhuhuh

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Sure thing I am wrong. That's why after reading post from some Panda guy I took another 10 minutes and produced another "Photoshopped" picture on singularity :
http://forum.eve-ru.com/index.php?act=attach&type=post&id=9237
gg thx no re.

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Originally by: Gunnanmon

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Originally by: CCP Wrangler

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We have received the bug reports and gone over the information in this thread and other discussions. We're investigating the issue and we'll post updated information as soon as we can.

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Save some time, don't check the logs.

o_O

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